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🎪 Fight Circus Vol.6: The Rise or Fall of Sloppy Balboa
🗓️ March 31st
📍 Illuzion Phuket
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March 16, 2023
Their whole lives have been million-to-one shots…now, “Sloppy
Balboa” is about to show the world that they’re
one-in-a-million. Courtesy of Full
Metal Dojo head Jon Nutt on
Thursday, the preliminary bout listing for
Fight Circus 6: “The Rise or Fall of Sloppy Balboa” on April 1
has been
made public. The Thailand-based league will be running its
sixth iteration of the “Fight Circus” series on March 31 in
Thailand, airing the first of April in the United States, at the
Illuzion Nightclub in Phuket. Capping off the evening’s festivities
will be a two-on-two “Siamese boxing” match pitting Bob Sapp and
Quinton
Jackson against Nutt and Andrew Wood.
The order has not yet been made official, and changes are frequent
and unexpected in this organization. As it stands currently, the
opener will be titled “Dana Black’s Gentlemen’s Power Slap League
Finals,” which mocks the Power Slap League helmed by UFC president
Dana White. It is unclear how many participants will be involved in
this, or if they will be slapping one another defenselessly like
the much-maligned slap promotion.
From there, Full Metal Dojo will stage a one-round, 10-minute,
bare-knuckle MMA match, pitting Brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioner
Campbell Symes against “Kyoken” Natthatorn
Tampiyanan. The rules state that there will be “no holds
barred,” hearkening back to the UFC days of old. The next
competition is called “Musical Chairs of Doom,” which has been
explained as a game of Musical Chairs, where the winner picks who
he fights and the person he picks chooses the style of combat in
which they compete. The Musical Chairs game will include six
competitors experienced in muay Thai around 130-135 pounds in
weight, and the other four not victorious or chosen will then be
available for additional fights.
Two of those four remaining fighters will be selected to square off
against Walter John Veale, local fitness instructor and wellness
coach, in the fan-favorite bout called “MMAsymmetrical.” The last
two will be selected to participate in a blind-folded muay Thai
match, where they must wear face-covering lucha libre masks.
Full Metal Dojo will be bringing back its “Wheel of Violence,”
which features a person spinning the wheel to select the ruleset.
Six different options have been available in the past: five minutes
of MMA, three minutes of muay Thai, two minutes of spinning strikes
only, 90 seconds of kicking only, 90 seconds of punching only and
90 seconds of “Foot in the Tire” boxing. Kushal Vyas
will square off against Joel
Fratello in this openweight meeting.
What follows is a tug of war between ring girls, and then an
undetermined matchup between individuals listed as “Grab Driver”
and “WinMotocye” where the victor wins a bike of some kind. “The
Human Pinata” then takes center stage, with no explanation of what
this might entail. The penultimate match will see French lethwei
artist Souris
Manfredi throw down against two opponents in a FMD first
women’s MMAsymmetrical battle.
The main event culminates with a “Siamese boxing” battle where two
men are tied together and fitted with a two-headed shirt, and they
are laced up with boxing gloves. They will face an opponent, or
opponents, with matching attire. In one corner, renowned
competitors Sapp and “Rampage” Jackson will team up under the
billed name of “Twopollo Ramsapp Creed.” The other team is named
“Sloppy Balboa,” consisting of FMD head Nutt and Bang Tao Muay Thai
coach Wood. The two teams will duke it out for upwards of three
rounds, likely two minutes each at most.